(Must watch before reading Artifact 1 Please)

Ok. That was funny as shit. (scary how true it is too)  The point of this paper is simple: PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!

The Church in my mind was one of the biggest troubles within this whole mess to start us off with. The strangle hold of scientific advancement, the corruption and greed, the disconnect between the people and the clergy, and downright chaotic miss-handling and lack of communication resulting in not just the systematic death/ migration of an entire religion. The full power of the church could have made it such a great ally. Instead it’s false preachings and mythology destroyed the world. even though yes this disease and others to come where new and unknown, if it were treated with a sense of calm and controlled management, it could have been handled and treated. For God sake people you have some of the best fucking surgeons in the world taking care of the fucking Pope! Aristocrats and nobles managed to mostly survive!   Yet for some reason we see the peasants and commoners dying in droves!

Not to mention the Jews being tortured, hunted down, and systematically slaughtered in a almost Salem-esque Witch hunt. (them shits happened too!) And don’t even get me started on the fucking Flagulence or whatever the fuck they call themselves. they are as worth while as flatulence in my book. and about as wanted as a fat guy ripping on in a crowded elevator on a hot day in LA. (yeah….I just made a farting simile….what now?) haha. Any who,  The church, where it could have saved a great deal of it’s congregation and power/authority lost. And I mean it lost big. People started doubting and actually thinking for once. (damn…about time fools. only took 50 million of you to start the old brain cells going) The church almost never recovered.

The moral of this story? simple. Think for yourself and if you are given power and authority then fucking using it properly! Chaos and Disease though sometimes beautiful, can and will be the greatest killer. Oh yeah, and keep fucking clean!